I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
