Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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