My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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