im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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