only if we run a train.
done.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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