quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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