What should our trivia night team be named?
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So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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