Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
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