Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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