Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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