Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Randomize
