YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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