WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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