so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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