and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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