so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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