Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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