Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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