What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Still dying that you shit outside
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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