If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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