If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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