just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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