so explain again why im purple
no
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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