Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I said "one day" and that day is not today
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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