Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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