Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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