Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize
