just come out here and I will go home with you...
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Randomize
