And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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