I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Text me some of your sweat
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