is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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