is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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