I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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