Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Randomize