just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
she peed on how many people?
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
