yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Randomize
