YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
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