it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
He? As in you personified your dick?
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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