Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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