I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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