remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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