Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I currently don't understand fingers.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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