on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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