how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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