nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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