Define "chronic" masturbator.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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