I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
bring money and cleavage
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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