Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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