I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Just high enough for therapy.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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