i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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