Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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