just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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